A Wife's Duty

membered · 01-15-2007, 11:25 AM

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!

admin_old · 01-18-2007, 05:08 AM

Haha thats a good one , take it shes don't lisen to the dotor.

friendz · 01-27-2007, 02:52 PM

hahahaha
man some of the guys are really funny at this place

wife's duty
hahahahahahahhahah
real good one membered

gauravjain · 02-03-2007, 08:49 AM

buhahahahhahahhhahaaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahah
ahahahha

man that was really a nice one
i liked it......

best thing is i think its original
coz i hate copy pasting of jokes as you dont deserve to steal

but this one was really a great one

01-15-2007, 11:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
membered Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 10	A Wife's Duty A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!

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01-18-2007, 05:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
admin_old Administrator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: England Posts: 243	Haha thats a good one , take it shes don't lisen to the dotor.

01-27-2007, 02:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
friendz Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 60	hahahaha man some of the guys are really funny at this place wife's duty hahahahahahahhahah real good one membered

02-03-2007, 08:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
gauravjain Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 39	buhahahahhahahhhahaaha hahahahahahaha hahahahah ahahahha man that was really a nice one i liked it...... best thing is i think its original coz i hate copy pasting of jokes as you dont deserve to steal but this one was really a great one