kate89

Parking ticket
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket, so I went up to him and said "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break".
He ignored me and continued writing, so I called him a biro sucking dickhead .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres, so I called him a piece of horseshit!He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a THIRD ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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mamab

I hope you're just joking and didn't really do that because that wasn't nice. You wouldn't want someone to do that to you.

charbaby

Thats funny!
The guy is probably a sap anyway

Soulless

That's awesome. That'll teach cops.

babyhuskie

LOL now thats funny . is that story real tho?

czech1

i never got it ???

Munk-E

Hmmm I've actually heard a joke like this before.

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Shi

....wow. I know it's probably just a joke, but that's so mean! ._.
It was funny at the end, but I couldn't enjoy it because I felt so bad about laughing at it.

Dylan

i dont get it

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sreeja

hahahah...It is so funny and interesting.

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