Jokes

kate89 · 07-11-2007, 11:21 PM

Parking ticket
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket, so I went up to him and said "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break".
He ignored me and continued writing, so I called him a biro sucking dickhead .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres, so I called him a piece of horseshit!He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a THIRD ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

mamab · 07-14-2007, 08:16 PM

I hope you're just joking and didn't really do that because that wasn't nice. You wouldn't want someone to do that to you.

charbaby · 09-26-2007, 10:58 PM

Thats funny!
The guy is probably a sap anyway

Soulless · 10-31-2007, 08:57 PM

That's awesome. That'll teach cops.

babyhuskie · 11-01-2007, 05:49 AM

LOL now thats funny . is that story real tho?

czech1 · 12-20-2007, 09:24 PM

i never got it ???

Munk-E · 12-21-2007, 05:01 AM

Hmmm I've actually heard a joke like this before.

Shi · 12-28-2007, 10:06 PM

....wow. I know it's probably just a joke, but that's so mean! ._.
It was funny at the end, but I couldn't enjoy it because I felt so bad about laughing at it.

Dylan · 01-10-2008, 10:51 PM

i dont get it

sreeja · 02-15-2008, 10:37 AM

hahahah...It is so funny and interesting.

clint999 · 05-01-2008, 05:16 PM

Thats funny!
The guy is probably a sap anyway

maltesers182 · 04-30-2009, 09:00 PM

i got some funny jokes. the once was two black guys. no wait too racist. ok. what about this one. A white guy and a black guy. no wait that is racist too. no i have no none racist jokes.